Hello. I'm Tegan, I'm from New Zealand and this is my blog :)

ifyoucarryonthisway:

i need a job where i work one hour a week and i get paid a thousand dollars a minute 

arkhams:

hey … so,.. uhh… (looks at notecards) did you uh did …you fall out of heaven because um (drops cards) shit fuck oh god fuck im so sorry  youre-youre just s o.pretty i m soryr

teenytigress:

DUCK UPDATE: IT HAS IMPRINTED AND THINKS THIS BOY IS IT’S MOMMY. OMG

captain-sherlock-mcdoctor-pants:

buttergin:

whouffle:

oh-hai-didnt-c-u-there:

Me and Jenna and me and Matt <3

oh, what nice pictures of-

wait

oMG

wAIT

HOLY SHIT ONE OF US MADE IT OUTSIDE AND ON TO A TV SHOW

queeflto:

whenever i have to write an essay i always end up just repeating myself but in new creative ways

stokeed:

chelspineda:

A guy photoshops celebrities into all of his holiday party photos

this is my favorite post ever

australiansanta:

u know when someone really annoying is talking and you can almost hear the XDDDDD in their voice